16 December 2026
Wednesday. Christmas is coming, and I have solved everybody’s shopping.
What do you give the person who has everything? An hour in the Axeman’s dunny. Nobody has one of those. Well, two people have one of those, technically, because there are two dunnies, but you take my point.
Kev tells me the company already sells gift vouchers on its website, and they work at either dunny, Manly or Perth. I asked whether the vouchers have my face on them. Kev changed the subject to the weather. The weather is hot. Kev is a coward.
I made a voucher of my own, on a bit of bark. It says: GOOD FOR ONE HOUR WITH HUGE AXEMAN. Smoko ate it. I have taken that as a review.
Merry Christmas from the bush. Leave a cold drink out for the Axeman. I will be by the woodpile, in a paper hat.
— Huge Axeman
